Pet Peeve - Belt Purse

Listen "belt purse", you don't fool me for a minute. Giving this travesty a new name and hoisting it up higher on the waist does NOT change the fact that THEY'RE TRYING TO BRING BACK FANNY PACKS!

Gag-aroni and cheese. First, they tell me that these "flatforms" are all the rage. Platform sandals? Really? Alright, they were pretty cool when I was nine and imitating Baby Spice. But FANNY PACKS?! No. In the name of fashion, I would rather carry one of those heinous bags that were shaped like corsets!

Uh huh. That's saying something.

Just say no to the belt purse. And someone tell these fashion designers to chill with the 90's trends! What's next -- biker shorts?!

Pet Peeve - Sublimation Print Top

 

Firstly, the faded tattoo design has got to go. But wait, let's put awkward white lines through the whole pattern, on the cheapest looking material we can find! I've been seeing this style for the past year, and I'm honestly surprised that stores like Body Central KEEP coming out with new arrivals of this. Oh wait, I guess it's because -gag- people keep buying them! It just reminds me of something I would've worn in my awkward middle school days. Paired with braces? This shirt would've been "so tight"!

Conclusion: You must be 12 and under to wear this top.