Gag-aroni and cheese. First, they tell me that these "flatforms" are all the rage. Platform sandals? Really? Alright, they were pretty cool when I was nine and imitating Baby Spice. But FANNY PACKS?! No. In the name of fashion, I would rather carry one of those heinous bags that were shaped like corsets!
Uh huh. That's saying something.
Just say no to the belt purse. And someone tell these fashion designers to chill with the 90's trends! What's next -- biker shorts?!